"The day you run out of fucks to give, you call me and we’ll make a buddy road trip movie together. It will be glorious and terrible. I’m willing to bet Scarlett will totally be up for it by then."
"Join the no fucks club, Chris. It’s the best club."
I had no idea how much I wanted a terrible buddy road trip movie with RDJ, Scarlett, and Chris Evans till now. Someone make this happen.
NO F***S GIVEN - R (Profanity, Sexual Situations)
Uptight federal agent John Carbine (Robert Downey, Jr.) has to get small-time thief and star witness Michael “Mic Drop” Drury (Chris Evans) from Boston to California by the end of the week to testify in the biggest mob takedown in years. Unfortunately, intelligence gathered by Carbine’s partner, Michelle “Mikey” Ellston (Scarlett Johanssen), says the Mob is watching the airports. Mikey’s got a fast car, and she’s been dying to take Carbine on a road trip to loosen him up; over his very loud objections, she throws the boys in the back and they head out across the country.
What could possibly go wrong?
Perfect. It just needs a menage scene. :)
I desperately want Jim Carter… to teach me to juggle while walking a tightrope.
I desperately want Jim Carter. Period.
I desperately want some Jim Carter/Carson reaction gifs. Because they would be a more epic smackdown than even a double Star Trek facepalm.
Big in Japan! :)
GeekMom: Projects, Tips & Adventures For Moms & Their 21st Century Families by myself, Jenny Williams, Natania Barron and Kathy Ceceri is now available in Japan.
I cannot tell you how cool it is to hold this book in my hand. :)
This one’s for facetiousbeard just to tide him over.
LOOK AT THOSE EYES.
Look, it’s Jorah “Mormount Me.” :)
(via Corrina Lawson: Writer, Mom, Geek & Superhero)
He is pretty, isn’t he? For those who don’t recognize him, that’s Tom (Loki) Hiddleston in “The Hollow Crown” Shakespeare series. More specifically, that’s him playing Henry V in Henry V.
Ghost Phoenix‘s hero, Richard Genet (aka Prince Richard, Duke of York), is a close cousin to Henry V of England. So he could totally look like this, right?
And that’s part of the big sale news I have for everyone. Over the next twelve months, I’m going to release FOUR books.
The already mentioned The Curse of the Brimstone Contract, a romantic steampunk detective story, on April 29th.
Ghost Phoenix, out on October 7 this year.
Richard Genet is the hero, an immortal prince disgusted with his immortal court and currently mellowing out as a surfer dude. Marian Doyle is the heroine, the latest in a long line of Doyles blessed with the ability to walk through walls. Together, they go on a quest to heal Richard’s dying Queen and instead become embroiled in the clash between the Phoenix Institute and an unknown and very dangerous enemy.
Ghosts of Christmas Past, due out November 25th this year.
More at the link….
Anonymous asked: Can Babs have a love interest who is Dinah?
You KNOW that’s the first name that came to mind.
But Dinah isn’t really Dinah anymore in the new 52. Just somebody named Dinah who’s not Babs’ Dinah. She’s not the second generation Gotham Girl, she’s not the character who once led the JL, she’s not…ARGH……
::mutters swears under her breath:::
I WANT MY DINAH BACK DAMMIT!!!!
NEW Vaginal Fantasy Book Club Show Episode!! Hosts Felicia Day, Veronica Belmont, Bonnie Burton & Kiala Kazebee discuss the Feb. books “A Girl’s Guide to Vampires” and “Undead & Unwed.” Vampires, awkward sex, immortality death tests and more!
New Vaginal Fantasy!
Here’s the Lois Lane review, as promised yesterday, plus some other great stuff!